Somewhere Playing The Blame Game

Anonymous asked: I told my very close friend that I was bisexual (she is the first person I ever told!) and she said she wished she never became friends with me because she wants to fuck me πŸ‘ΉπŸ’œπŸ‘ŒπŸ’žπŸ’ƒπŸ‘»πŸ‘­πŸ‘­πŸ™Œ

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things that make me happy:Β alex + bandanas

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alltimelowtrencher:

Zack: I didn’t know your dog was gay
Alex: Save that for the other camera…

alltimelowtrencher:

Zack: I didn’t know your dog was gay

Alex: Save that for the other camera…

(via not-that-far-from-neverland)

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

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barcodess:

All Time Low. I love these guys.

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questiun:

Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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frlcker:

do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like β€œoh shit yeah I need that to live”

(Source: studip, via buttheadbarakat)